Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor
Chandler. Theatre Nerd. Benanti is my Queen. Boggess is my Goddess. Laura Osnes, Sara Ramirez, Kristin Chenoweth, Megan Hilty, Stephanie J Block, Lana Parrilla, Sutton Foster, and Meghan Ory are some of my loves. Grey's Anatomy and Once Upon a Time are my main shows.

colinmorganshair:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon showing up as the surprise stripper your friends hired at your birthday party

It better damn well be a private birthday party.  I’m not sharing.


Anonymous asked: "i can't believe your actually into chicks. Its hot but why do settle for getting fingered when you can get the real thing?"

pancakeshio:

pleasurechest:

I know, right?!? That time when I was 19 and that girl gave me five orgasms in the span of a couple hours I was so confused! I mean.. it felt real. All the signs were there, head rush, body tingles, loss of breath, warmth - so much warmth, exhaustion, elation..just, everything I had come to know an orgasm to be! When I finally came around after feeling like I blacked out, panic struck! I looked around, under the blankets, the pillows, the bed.. and to my confusion -no penis!

My friend asked me what I was looking for, “The Real Thing!!” I screamed! I was sure it had to be somewhere, surely I couldn’t have just experienced such pleasure with The Fake Thing(s)

I tore my room apart, searched every nook and cranny with no luck. But there was one place I hadn’t checked. I looked to my friend, she lay there on the bed, confused and pretty irritated if I’m being honest. Could it be?? Was she hiding it? I had to find out.

I embarked on my search with gusto. Thoroughly exploring any possible place The Real Thing could have gone. Much to my surprise, the harder I looked, the deeper I went the more she seemed to be enjoying herself! In fact, I dare say she had an orgasm or two herself.

Much later when I’d been pushed away and told “No more.” I collapsed on my bed in confusion. She hadn’t been hiding the thing. I stared at my hand and contemplated what had just happened. Could it be?? Could these fingers be The Real Thing? It didn’t make sense - they didn’t look like a penis! I couldn’t be sure, so I promised myself from that day forward I would devote myself to figuring out this great mystery.

It’s been some time since that fateful night, and I’ve yet to find the answers. I have however, found plenty of orgasms. I will continue to “settle” for the good of humanity and report back with any new findings.

Godspeed, Anon.

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posted 5 months ago via brochumaslany · originally pleasurechest with 21,957 notes

arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

#omg

posted 1 year ago via crayolagron · originally sansasdolls with 924 notes

teddypup:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 

DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT

OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH

#omg


ithinkimadorable:

Beauty and The Beat

(A live action ghetto version of the opening song to Disney’s Beauty and the Beast)

posted 1 year ago via magicmumu · originally ithinkimadorable with 73,008 notes

lifeisducky:

chrisevansboobs:

In which I take a joke me and my fiancee made too far.

LOLLLLL

posted 1 year ago via nellielovett · originally badmoonmoonrising with 859 notes


abakkus:

are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

abakkus:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

posted 1 year ago via noideawhatimcapableof · originally abakkus with 485,612 notes


abyyso:

Wait I’m having a vision


lohrah:

garyfuckingoak:

guccigasmask:

strong evidence that there might be a god

WHAT IS THIS

I am so hungry

lohrah:

garyfuckingoak:

guccigasmask:

strong evidence that there might be a god

WHAT IS THIS

I am so hungry

posted 1 year ago via magicmumu · originally foodtasticvoyage with 18,583 notes

posted 1 year ago via with 28 notes

sapphonest:

I love Lana’s melons.

sapphonest:

I love Lana’s melons.

posted 1 year ago via monetfun · originally sapphonest with 49 notes